man oh man do mondays suck. i think that all schools and companies should make mondays mandatory half days. people could ease back into their week. i think it would prevent people from tweaking out and opening fire on their coworkers and what not. ya know what im sayin?

i started a diet today. but i dont feel comfortable talking about it yet. not even in a diary. which i assume means that im so uncomfortable with myself that i can't even acknowledge it to myself. but i will say that breakfast was challenging. and lunch was almost more challenging than breakfast. not because im hungry and want to eat more. oh no....because i had to literally cram it in my mouth and force myself to swallow. who the hell eats yogurt, a granola bar, AND fruit for breakfast? thats retarded! and lunch was no picnic either. hehe. picnic. oh man. apparently i dont know how to boil an egg properly because it was totally attached to the shell still. think i might have to call my mommy tonight and find out what i did wrong. as if there are a lot of options on where to go wrong when you are boiling an egg.

*shrug*

i gotta get back to work. im swamped and no one is helping me. whats new right?

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